Sir, We Have an Orc Problem

Buy86%

Very Positive · 5k player reviews · Medium confidence

Likely worth it. Reviews lean strongly positive.

Steam Deck Playable
  • Windows
  • Linux

Mumpitz Games · Tower Defense · Jul 28, 2026

Player review score
86%
Very Positive
Price
$9.99
Playing right now
Not sampled yet

Concurrent players not sampled yet.

All-time peak
Not charted

Steam only charts its most-played games, and this one isn’t among them.

Achievements
11
total to unlock
Steam does not publish achievement rarity.
Languages
13
Full audio0 of 13
Subtitles13 of 13

Should I buy Sir, We Have an Orc Problem?

Buy it if you like
  • Combat: 31 reviews raised it, mostly praise
  • Graphics: 12 reviews raised it, mostly praise
  • Audio: 5 reviews raised it, mostly praise
Think twice if you dislike
  • Gameplay: 126 reviews raised it, mostly criticism
  • Difficulty: 28 reviews raised it, mostly criticism

Based on 5k player reviews · updated

What players think

The recurring themes across 300 analysed reviews: what players praise, what divides them, and what to know.

Why players love itThings to know
33% of themes are praise45% are divided22% are complaints
Combat
Players who bring up Combat mostly praise it.
31 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
I congratulate the devs on giving us an array of weapons all of which feel as though they have a proper use - and which reward understanding when and where to use them.
Graphics
Players who bring up Graphics mostly praise it.
12 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
The visuals are decent it gets the job done and the game runs really well and I don't think you even need a dGPU to run this at a good 60 fps but I havn't gotten to the endgame where there's a bunch of stuff on screen but so far I've had no stutters at all.
Audio
Players who bring up Audio mostly praise it.
5 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
Nothing crazy about the audio just some backround music and the sound effects for the towers were pretty good but I mostly just watched something in the backround while playing.

Theme by theme

Scored on what reviews say about each topic, not the thumbs.

Players love
Combat31 reviews
Graphics12 reviews
Audio5 reviews
Divided opinion
Story
25% still recommend
Interface
50% still recommend
Performance
100% still recommend
Optimization
67% still recommend
Players complain
Gameplay
60% still recommend
Difficulty
68% still recommend

What you get

Can you play it alone, does a controller work, does it run on your machine.

Play modes

  • Single-player

Controller

Steam lists no controller support.

Store features

  • #category_playable_at_your_own_pace
  • Camera Comfort
  • Custom Volume Controls
  • Family Sharing
  • Mouse Only Option
  • Playable without Timed Input
  • Save Anytime
  • Steam Achievements

Platforms

  • Windows
  • Linux

Valve device support

Steam DeckPlayable
SteamOSPlayable
Steam MachinePlayable

Should I buy it now?

Based on Steam price history.

Prices have been lower
$9.99

The lowest we've tracked is $8.99.

6 points recordedtoday · $9.99

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